Top award: Gold Plated Turd
Middle Rating: Not a Turd
Bad: Lukewarm Turd
Absolute Shit: Steaming Turd
Note, my standards are somewhere between fickle and arbitrary, shifting like desert sands in a bad analogy. I'd suggest going more by the content of the review than the jpeg at the bottom. It's not like most self-respecting people are going to stick a gold-plated turd on their product. Although I wish I was famous enough for that.
